Saturday 29 September 2018

First Contact.


The relief from the cessation of incoming missiles was like a tonic itself to these men, but all eyes constantly returned to stare across the sea with a regular glance, as to a man they longed to see the remission offered by Roman sails appearing over the misty southern horizon. Over those same days, every outward foray was a trying and extremely dangerous enterprise and angered at losing so many small hunting parties, Caesar was forced to contemplate foraging in numbers, just for the men’s safety. Not being able to use his missing cavalry even once was a biting frustration but starvation was not an option.

Caesar and his officers had managed with great stealth and luck, to assemble parts of the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Cohors of the 7th Legion, totalling almost fifteen hundred Legionaries and two part-Cohorts of Macedonian Auxiliaries of a further nine hundred men in support, making the foraging force a total of almost two and a-half thousand men. They had managed to get off the beach and into the open countryside at around three in the morning, on a moonless, cloud-covered night and they had been forced to crouch for over half an hour on the pebbles, until their night vision had come to the fore. That operation alone had been fraught with possible dire consequence but the pressing need to feed themselves was imperative. It had necessitated this great risk, but their escape had gone-off as well as could be expected and without any obvious alarm. The procedure had also brought into sharp relief how almost impossible it would be, to get all his remaining soldiers off these ships and off this Dis-cursed beach without some other major development or diversion. He needed desperately to get all his troops into some broad space of land and the big cliff looming to the east with its domed grassy top would be a good place to start, but access to it was only through the unseen Prittanic forces behind this beach and those who may be lying in wait behind them. It was obvious he couldn’t risk his whole army to chance, as he had done with that large force when the time came for them all to move, but he did have an iron in the fire in that regard. 

Caesar longed for open ground where he could march his army in proper formation and meet whatever was thrown at them as it presented itself, which is what the Roman army excelled at. The tactical ingenuity required to effectively operate this army at that endeavour was what he excelled at, and Caesar chaffed at the bit to discharge his latent but currently shackled powers.

Following two days out hunting and collecting what grain they could find and steal, the break-free cohorts of the 7th Legion got a little lost on their return when they ventured into the Kantish countryside a little too deeply, to reap whatever corn they came across and gather supplies. Although they had returned to this coast simply enough with the aid of the sun and retracing their steps, they had taken a western route around a familiar hill in error and found themselves approaching their beachhead from a slightly different direction. This foraging force should have been advised by their long scouts of this but were not, and so they ploughed-on in ignorance and were but a few miles from their beach when they came across the farmstead.

Their scouts had been removed from this earth a short time previously and so these remaining soldiers had unwittingly come across a large expanse of burnt crop stubble, adjoined to the burned-out ruin of a large thatched farmstead enclosure. It was clear the locals had hurriedly gathered their unripe grains before setting the field ablaze, to deny them the food and they had then destroyed their own home and out-buildings from sheer spite. The air was still rank with the after-smell of a damp fire and not a single bird or creature moved on the land. There was an almost pensive hush surrounding the abandoned property and the fields around it and not even a bird was tempted to break it. However in stark and welcome contrast, the field beyond the blackened enclosure glowed with a glorious sunshine yellow. It was still filled with a million tall stalks of wheat, adorned with fat golden tops, which all glowed in the summer sun and they weaved enticingly in the breeze.

Empty bellies do rash soldier’s make and these hungry men of the 7th Legion were drawn inexorably to the golden, beckoning wheat like trout to a fly-hatch and were just as careless in their advance. They were careless in forging forwards toward this huge and bounteous field-crop before prudently awaiting the return of their scouts and the all-clear, which of course was never coming. Some of the men broke ranks and started to run across this stinking black stubble toward the golden wheat with hopeful faces, each encumbered by a large leather foraging satchel slung around his neck. The officers chose not to yell-out and recall them, as their highly attuned senses were stirring, and there was a strange, malevolent atmosphere hanging over the whole place and not just from the stale and damp stench of burning. They looked around themselves nervously from their saddles, hands creeping towards their swords, as they carefully checked the tree lines in their vision but absolutely nothing stirred, not even a cricket and it was this unnatural silence which worried them the most, but it was already too late. Halfway across this blackened swathe of stubble, the hundreds of hunger-blinkered legionaries of the Seventh along with two Cohorts of their Auxiliaries were neatly ambushed. A large Prittanic host revealed itself abruptly from the treeline, swarming under three huge and flowing tribal banners. One large flag displayed sharp white teeth in the snarling face of an angry brown bear, whilst the central and larger banner was a broad T-mounted flag, bearing a strange and mystical, long-spined boar of outrageous proportions. That hideous boar pennant was flanked by a far more elegant standard of beautiful design, showing a crowned and rearing white stallion. This large opposing force which had appeared from the trees so suddenly was flanked by dozens of two-man chariots, with the snarling brown bear painted on each of the front panels.

Even at a distance it was clear there was a solid mass of spearmen in the centre of this host, most being long-haired brutes of large proportion, with long drooping moustaches and round, gaudily decorated shields. Compared to their own precise and geometrical formations, these Prittanic warriors presented themselves as an indistinguishable, amorphous mass of untidy, hairy humanity with round or oval shields and tall spears. As they advanced from the trees, more and more of them were revealed and they held their chariots to their wings as Roman generals held their cavalry, which it seemed the Prittans had none this day, as their equites had obviously chosen to war in vehicles.  Any barbarian charioteer who didn’t want to run over his own men would do the same and form on the flanks, as it required no great reasoning to organise it thus.

Although on closer inspection, there were some clear dissimilarities in their clothing and shield designs which obviously denoted the families within the tribe, they meant nothing to these soldiers. Sections of the long ranks facing them had different coloured chequered cloaks about their shoulders and even from a distance, they could see that some had longer spears than others, also giving some clue to the diversity within this brutish looking opposing force. Some had their hair comically spiked-up with some kind of white, chalky paste to make them look fiercer perhaps, whilst the majority did not. What was most obvious and unsettling however, was that they were all smiling terribly to a man and surprisingly, to a woman.

Many animated whispers flitted through these troops at the sight of women in the enemy approaching, as it was a rare sight. Whilst there was only a small percentage of ferocious-looking females in this host, their overt and colourful differences separated the Prittans in appearance and even as they were in ordered groups, this gave no clue as to their martial variations, but two things were abundantly clear; there was no way around them and they hadn’t come to chat about the weather.

“Ad Aciem!” Neleus roared at them and they formed up to his orders, but not quite quickly enough for this Centurion now the enemy was in sight. “Lemanus!” He yelled, slapping the vine-wood baton into his left palm ominously. “Get your fuckin’ men to pull the lead from their caligae, or they’ll feel my vicus I warn you!” He shouted at the Optio Principalis, as the Cohorts of the 7th fell into formation and dressed-off in their lines, their auxiliaries forming up hurriedly behind them. “Intente!” Neleus roared once all were fell-in and with a crash, they came to attention.

“Right you lot!” Neleus snarled, his terrible war-face emerging from under his gleaming helmet. “Listen-in as I will say this only once! You’ve all been gobbing off about wanting a crack at the hairy-arsed Prittans - well there they fucking-are by Jupiter’s great cock!” He roared at them, his face filling with blood as he pointed across the burnt grass at the Prittans, still advancing slowly across the stubble toward them, step by step. This glittering Centurion stalked the front ranks fuming in his red cloak and polished armour, wrathfully brandishing his knobbly baton and throwing dark curses at the enemy, and at that precise moment these soldiers were far more afraid of him, than they were of the approaching tribesmen who had ambushed them.

This well-known and highly decorated Centurion; Neleus of the 7th, caught the eye of many experienced soldiers he knew, those who had fought alongside him many times before and he nodded to these grisly men now, needing their courage and support and these invaluable veterans took-up the shout;

“Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!” They crashed their fists to their chest-plates at each shout, and every soldier joined them, making Centurion Neleus growl his pleasure at the thumping, metallic crescendo.

“We know what to do with those stupid long-swords don’t we lads!” He yelled at them over the din and they shouted their agreement back. His men knew from long and bloody experience that with practice, the Gaulish long-swords could be trapped between their shields, just long enough to allow someone with a pair of plated leather gauntlets, or a javelin shaft to bend them which wasn’t difficult, especially with the older or poorer forged ones and it rendered them almost useless.

“Just watch the fuckin’ axes and those farmer’s sickles coming over the top, and the spears underneath! Always keep one eye on me lads and listen-out for my commands and whistles. Do your duty, obey your orders and fight like Romans!” He demanded of them. “And we’ll give these hairy-arsed, ugly barbarians the worst kick in the fuckin’ balls they’ve ever had!” He roared this at his men and they roared with him, as their enemy approached them without pause across the stubble, giving them a clearer impression of what now approached them in arms.

“See that big ugly cunnus in the middle, I’m going to gut the hairy pig and piss on his entrails!” A growl came from the front ranks and Neleus didn’t even have to turn his head.

“You Carpus, my excellent and battle-eager Miles Gregarius will leave that big ugly cunnus to me and that’s a fuckin’ order!” His Centurion growled and there was much laughter in the ranks, over Carpus’ low growling.

“He would pluck off your head Carpus, as if he were pulling a petal from a daisy!” Didacus’ cultured drawl drew more laughter, causing Carpus’ misshapen face to darken at this slight to his prowess.

“I’ll pluck your fucking head off Didacus you knob-polisher, and shit on the stump of your scrawny neck!” Carpus growled in response, the blood rising up his throat, along with his escalating temper.

“Enough!” Neleus barked and they fell silent. “The enemy is over there! If the big ugly cunnus kills me Carpus, you have my permission to gut him and to piss on his entrails!” Neleus said casually and the men laughed again, the consummately relaxed attitude of their Centurion facing mortal combat, bolstering their courage. Eolus, Tycho and Agapitus their Optios stood behind the rear rank with their prods, securing that same courage. These three veteran officers would closely inspect the men arriving back down the lines for damage or missing and broken weapons, as the ranks rotated and the exhausted legionaries tacked-on behind. The Optios were also the driving force behind these men, literally.

“Consider it done my honourable Centurion.” Carpus growled again, screwing up his eyes then and scowling at the oncoming barbarians, choosing another target for his escalating fury. As they had done so often in their past, Sisera his Decanus stood to his right in front of the Aquilifer and their venerated banner, alongside the brutal Balorin and with Ӕlianus beyond him. Gabinus stood firm to Carpus’ left before Balius, with the tall Didacus alongside him and the ferocious looking Ferox standing next in line along the front rank, their best man with a Pili. These mess mates had marched across Gaul and Germania together for years and they prepared for battle again now in Prittania, together.

“Let’s give ‘em a fucking slotting they won’t believe lads!” Sisera snarled at his men and they rumbled back their response.

“Parati!” Centurion Neleus barked, standing stiffly to attention and the men of this steadfast Contubernium opened their legs, along with all the other soldiers in the front ranks and shifted their stances, turning side-on. “Pila Tollite!” Came the next order and they selected their first javelin. “Pila Parati!” Came the quickly followed command from their imperious officer and the 3rd of the 7th gripped their Pilli, preparing themselves for this fast-approaching Prittanic onslaught.

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This large Brythonic taskforce was an alliance of Albion and Galedon warriors, sent here as an organised test by Pendragon Cadallan ap Cadall to see how the warriors of the old enemy fared, fighting together for the first time against a common enemy.

Albion fielded a full Battalion of warriors, including a four hundred strong Brigade of the Plufyn y Baedd; the intrepid and battle-seasoned, specialist spearmen of Albion. These ferocious warriors were known for good reason as the ‘Quills of the Boar’ and they were led here today by their enormous and already victorious Captain. The huge leader of these men who has a contoured crest of stiff boar-quills running down the centre of his helmet, and who sports a bone-white boar-tusk mounted to each cheek-piece was the God of war personified this day. This chiselled warrior had a huge jutting jaw which gave him a permanently challenging and belligerent look, one which sat well with his war-like personality. He was an impressive, dangerous looking man with the easy air of the merciless and the quick to kill. This enormous brute of a man known and feared throughout Albion and Prydein, was one Gŵyr Tŵyr ap Garth, who had already seen successful action on the beach against the Romans and had gloriously claimed the life of the infamously furious Centurion. This famous man-killer of Selgofan and Albion legend, had escaped the black wings of death countless times and he was as ferocious and pitiless in battle, as his scarred face suggested. Looking as if he had survived some form of hideous and primeval selection process, Tŵyr ap Garth was a lantern-jawed man of immense muscular build. Surviving many years as a 1st rank spearman in countless brutal shield-wall battles, this man-mountain’s reputation and Bri were almost insurmountable. He and his men of the ‘Quills’ were not only armed with the slender, two-foot longer and snag-free spears of their Brigade, but also with their unique three sided and triple-edged stabbing swords, which is a long and honoured tradition of theirs. Their ancestors’ triple-edged swords had all been cast in bronze and it is only their own revered smiths who can now forge these fearsome blades correctly from steel, and their master forgers are well protected by necessity. The real quills of the boar are their long and sleek spears, which were rightly named the Plufyn y Baedd. Their equally unique triple-swords however are called their Plufyn y Cwt by these superbly trained warriors, and represent the shorter, stiffer spines found on the tail-end of the ridge-back of a wild male boar. Each of these men also carried a unique oval shield, which bore a snarling boar’s-head cygil and had a semi-circular void cut-out of the lower right-hand edge of the rim, through which their comrades behind plunged their specialist spears.

Crown Prince Cadwy ap Cridas of Selgofa and Albion, along with his allies of a newly crowned King, several Princes and nobles led this Army today, which included two thousand of his own spearmen of Selgofa, alongside four hundred of the legendary ‘Quills’; his father’s very finest, elite warriors. Cadwy’s force was supported by thirty-three war carbad of Prince Berwyn’s highly skilled Damnoniau, who were arrayed to the flanks and prepared for glory. King Galan of Epidia represented Galedon here today, with two Alau of his glorious cavalry not yet come to the field and totalling six hundred of his peerless mounted warriors.  The spectacular and newly crowned King of Epidia also led a hundred vassal cavalry and a token force of thirty-thee chariots, coming from King Lleu’s wild Wenyllon and completing Galedon’s host this day.

Since his late brother’s recent but short-lived rebellion, Galan had unified Epidia by erasing Wrad’s black cygil from his Kingdom and making the celebrated Druid-led walk against the sun at midnight. His oath to share the country as two equals with Wrad was just a memory now and Galan had taken his father’s beautiful crown, a heavy circlet of golden galloping horses and had become King Galan ap Cerwyn of the ancient and honourable, unified House of Epidia. Here today, even as he was a King and Cadwy a Prince, and even though Galan was older and battle-tested, Epidia and Galedon had officially ceded power in today’s battle to the Crown Prince of Selgofa and Albion. It was Albion men who made up the infantry, the main bulk and shield-wall of this allied task-force and their beloved Crown Prince was thus declared senior.

In view of Galan’s somewhat supportive role, many were surprised at him taking a back-seat to the young Albion Prince, until they recalled or were reminded exactly who this fortunate young Tywysog was about to marry. He was soon to be their Liege-Lord and King of all Galedon’s son-in-law and it was this undeniable fact, which had made the chain of command here today acceptable to all concerned. In fact this pending royal handfasting had in some way, galvanised these northern families of entirely analogous Brythons from two historically perennially warring tribes, into a single-minded fighting force, assembled here on this burnt and stinking stubble field as an examination by their Pendragon.

Pendragon Cadallan on behalf of the five glorious Kings of Prydein, and all the great nobility of this country had hoped for just such a meeting of minds and attitudes. This was the defence of the nation no-less and with the import of that alone, it was time that the phrase old-enemy was once and for-all consigned to Prydeinig history in the north.

This action too today represented to many veterans in Selgofa, the Barn-Isarno of a certain famous young Prince of the Boar and his challenge to become a Tywysog. These seasoned soldiers of Albion and Galedon knew however, that the proof of the blood-pudding lies always in the eating and today would most certainly prove if Cadwy was up to that title.

Cadwy sat easily on his magnificent chestnut war-horse Tywysog and to his right-hand the glorious Epidian King sat astride Epona herself come-to-earth, in the snow-white and pristine form of the dazzling Horse-Lady Galwena. She stood imperiously, flicking an ear in impatience and easily outdoing the iconic representation flapping in the breeze above her; the dazzling white cygil of the gold-crowned and rearing stallion of ‘unified’ Epidia. This beautiful flag fluttered alongside an allied pennant of a ‘Wren perched on dagger in-hand’, representing King Lleu’s notorious horsemen and charioteers, who had travelled more than four hundred miles from wild Wenyllon to be here. These eye-catching banners shared pride of place in the centre of this mighty force, with the Brown Bear of Damnonia and the fabulous and swirling hump-backed, long-spined and monstrously tusked Boar banner of Albion in the centre.

Under his fearsome Albion banner and sitting at Cadwy’s right was his big Pencampwr Bleddyn ap Arawn who sat upright in the saddle of his big bay mare, as was his custom. His champion nodded then and grinned at him like a mischievous child. Cadwy winked back at him with a grin of his own and each man could feel the other’s building excitement.

As this allied Battalion came to a crunching halt, a huge man in a black bearskin cloak with the sun-bleached skull of a bear strapped to his head, stood tall on the back of a big chariot to the left flank. This obvious leader lifted one muscular and beringed arm, making a clear signal and the effect was immediate.  Abruptly his charioteers sped from both flanks and tore across the black stubble, charging the Romans with a reckless abandon. The Damnonian drivers cracked their long whips and the vehicles shot forward, rattling and banging as their occupants attacked the enemy valiantly and directly, achieving much success initially with the loose troops, those who were caught in midfield and who had tried belatedly to scamper back to their ranks. They were too slow, and many fell, tripping over their big leather bags or the uneven, hand-cut and burnt stalks to be speared by dozens of accurately thrown spears. The unluckier of these were run-over by the thundering carbads of Berwyn, to much-applause and wild cheering from the ranks of their combrogi.

These fantastic Damnonian charioteers made a great sport of running over these Romans the living and the dead alike, bouncing into the air as the wheels struck the body. A howl would erupt from both occupants as they clung-on, laughing madly and a cheer would erupt from their on-looking ranks of bristling spearmen. When placed correctly, a wheel would decapitate a man with a crunching ‘snap’ and the head would fly-off high into the air, trailing streaks of blood behind it. The driver would then make a sharp skidding turn, with his passenger clinging to the wildly canting rear with one hand, whilst leaning down and out with the other. A clean pick-up of the same head was cheered loudest of all, as the claiming of enemy heads was still seen by many as a deeply honourable achievement. They would then hold their trophies high and hang them with a leather lace around the necks of their horses, before the next mad dash into peril and glory. 

As the Romans reassembled, retreating slowly and in-formation from these fast and deceptively agile chariots and the bold and accurate spearmen within, the ground they reversed over proved far too rutted for them to follow. Some did and many a spear-thrower was catapulted off the rawhide lattice of a chariot’s rear platform, to sail into the air and crash in a heap to the turf, spilling all his Bri on the grass in front of the Roman gelyn, to much-cheering and ribald abuse from his own comrades. The sprung-seats saved the drivers from a similar ignominious decant but only just, and they also flew into the air each time, holding-on tight to the reins and howling at the sheer fun of it. Their outwardly propelled partners would jump to their feet quickly and sprint for their chariots as the drivers swung back around to get them, as the air around them would suddenly become thick with dangerous whizzing things. Once aboard again, the cheering would get louder from the ranks and these men would turn and attack again immediately with great courage and verve, the warrior drawing a fresh spear from the leather boot on the rail and loosing it at the enemy, both men or women grinning like fools as they clattered past the Romans.

 A number of overgrown ditches had proved almost catastrophic for a more adventurous phalanx of these charging carbads, who had crashed over them with a tremendous series of loud bangs and numerous noble spearmen had been thrown headlong into a ditch. One unfortunate had been facing the rear when her chariot hit the first ditch and the rawhide slatting under her foot had sprung, allowing her left leg to drop between them. Facing backwards and with the front of her thigh held tight against the rear rail, her left heel caught the top of the next ditch as the chariot clattered over it and it snapped her leg above the knee like a twig. Her scream was loud but short, as a Roman javelin flew down her open mouth to appear at least two feet from the back of her head and her long blonde hair, in a crimson welter of blood and brains. The Damnonian Gawres flopped backwards with a foreign spear protruding from her mouth and her broken leg dangled horribly below the bed of the chariot, as it hobbled back to its lines on buckled wheels.

Two men limping along this low and overgrown ditch were dragging an injured comrade with them and keeping their heads down, as slingshot buzzed around their heads like huge and angry superfast bees, as these battle-mates knew they carried more than just a sting. They were collected by their drivers on chariots which didn’t quite run right anymore, and they trotted their dazed horses back to sanctuary. These reckless charioteers had been forced to withdraw from the field before they doomed themselves in their ardour, and the Damnoniau clattered around to the rear now, where the battle-pairs dismounted and abandoned their carbads, to re-join the ranks on foot. A huge roar erupted from this host then, as they all joined their voices in ferocious challenge; ‘Prydein! Prydein! Prydein!’ They roared in one enormous voice at these foreign trespassers and the air shook with their shouts, as thousands of spears punctured the air, shaken in dire demonstration and murderous threat.

The Roman invaders had formed up quickly into their fighting block formations roughly fifty reeds away, with their dark skins and polished steel plates stark against their blood-red cloaks, and with their weapons glinting in the weak sunshine. Two tall and fabulous leaders stalked the front ranks of the enemy in the most amazing armour, shouting at their men in their unfamiliar words and preparing them for this impending battle.
Cadwy swept his gaze across that row of steel, leather, wood and wool ahead of him, made-up of men standing in precise machine-like furrows of polished metal and it looked so alien to him. They were all so identical and seemed so inhuman, especially their glittering Centurions and Cadwy spat his nerves to the grass. Turning in his saddle, he nodded then to the Major on his right and this seasoned, beautifully dressed and now familial officer, in-turn made a signal to his big Sergeant-Major mounted to his right. Meyrug made a brief signal to an observant young cornwr, who had to emulate his Prince and spit his nerves to the ground, before he was able to blow the strident call to advance. To this blaring and rising clarion call, the old enemies of Albion and Galedon marched forwards together for the first time into battle. 


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